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Christmas 2007
Monday, April 7, 2008
Smoking
So I decided last Monday morning that I was all done with ciggarettes and haven't smoked one since, no even so much as a drag. I know, I know, your probably all saying "NO FUCKING WAY" but guess what I shit you not!!! I am well into day 8 and I am so all set. Now if I can only get my wonderful husband to kick the pack, life would be great, no more smoke around the children (we don't smoke in the home but it still comes in on you no matter what) and I dont have to smell the stink on his clothes anymore!!!
Femal Vocab!!
The Vocabulary of Women
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
(5) Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint; just say you’re welcome. I want to add in a clause here: This is true unless she says ’Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ’you’re welcome’ in this case, for that will bring on a ’whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying *%! YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ’What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to 3.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
(5) Loud Sigh: This isn’t actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint; just say you’re welcome. I want to add in a clause here: This is true unless she says ’Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ’you’re welcome’ in this case, for that will bring on a ’whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying *%! YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ’What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to 3.
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Good Byes Suck
So I am full of more emotions than I know what to do with right now. My Baby brother and I have said our good byes, he is leaving for FL at the crack ass of dawn tomorrow to go to film school. I am so happy for him, it takes a lot of guts to do what he is doing, to just pack up and leave behind everything and everyone he knows. He definitely has more balls than I do. I know he will do well, he is destined for bigger and better things than FR has to offer him. I am so proud of him, I have always known he would grow up to be a good man, a strong man. But it is still so difficult as his big sister to watch him spread his wings and leave the nest. Growing up we were very close and have only gotten closer as we have gotten older, he's not just my baby brother he is one of my nearest and dearest, one of the few true. I still haven't completely stopped crying and he left here hours ago, it is still coming in spurts. I wish him nothing but the best, I hope he finds everything he is looking for in this life and experiences it to the fullest. I hope he knows how much I love him. ::Tears flowing again:: I feel so badly for my mother right now, I know she is happy and Oh so proud but I can also imagine how she feels, knowing how I feel as his sister, and being a mother myself I am dreading/anticipating the day I watch my babies fly. I know as he gets settled and we here from him, and he is enjoying himself and doing well with his classes it will get easier to be happy for him and harder to be sad for ourselves when he is happy. I think Friday will be a better day, knowing he has spent his first night and gotten settled, I think I will be a little happier. I am a little nervous about his trip and stuff. I dunno we'll see how it goes.
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